OMG!OMG! George Clooney has extended a hand of friendship to moi! He must be in two minds about that know-all lawyer he is said to be planning to marry.
Take that, Ms Size Zero, with your Manolo Blahniks and your ethical hemp underwear!
It is time Clooney had a real woman in his life…one that can put away a bowl of grapes and not look pregnant.
What is that you say? What?
He did not?
He did what?
Who did what?
It is not….George….not even Clooney?
Is it Foreman? Perhaps I misread the last name!
Not Foreman? Not even Curious George?
It is James? ROLLINS!
Who the hell is that? And why, WHY does he have a photo of Clooney!
What a narrow escape! I was booking my tickets to Lake Como!
Now for Messrs. Gandhi, Messi, Ronaldinho, Rooney, Pitt, Assange and Mehmood. Surely, one of them is bound to be the real thing.